Meow meow meow~ I just a happy Doram wandering about in this… weird… stuffy dungeon of drunkards. Is this place safe? Yes, look, a tomb of the Samurai Spectre. It ded. I can safely wander about. Nya nya nya~ /ho

NOPE. Guess who returns from the ded. Nyyaaah~ Huah! Meow can do this!

OK, I got his life down to 23%, so now he anger. Me became ded, but determined to finish this fight! Dx Sven saw and came to protecc! WE WON!! Well… Hmm… Sven being Sven, lives life to the extreme.

So… I got this hat as souvenir. Blitz Helmet costume headgear. Cool.

Hello and meow. It me first time going to the Ghost Palace. What a beautiful palace this is. Aaaaand since I was so amused, you can guess: many pictures!! And it will be a long one because I just realised that I am somewhat writing down the entire quest. x_x I sorry.

So… OK. I am helping this Norman with his heroic deed of protecting Princess. They are secretly in love with each other, but I guess ranking separates people.

One day, King says to Princess, “Meow dear, a prince coming, he want marry nyaa.” Sakray sad, Princess also sad; but nothing can do. However… this is not normal prince! He demon! Hisssss! Suddenly monsters in palace and suddenly this!

Sakray is captured! King say he a traitor, bringing mobs into Palace just so he can have Princess to himself. Sakray say no, it not him, he protecc princess! But nobody believe him. It OK, Sakray, meow believe you… and so does this ancient being… The Tirfing believes you, too… This sword is bad news, but Sakray is deperate. He sells his soul to the cursed sword without a second thought because he wanna protecc girlfr– I mean, Princess!

OK, now what. Hey, this is the prince! Look is like Admiral, hewhewhew~

Looks like Prince killed everyone, even King. He a mad boi. Now he saying he want Tirfing, in exchange for Princess. Sakray agree, give Tirfing because his mission is to protecc princess, after all… but Tirfing not like the prince. It acts up and makes prince so angrery.

What the meow?! Prince become demon!! And suddenly DING, chat window also pop up! x’D

No no, meow not scared. Meow just.. taking great caution. Look, I stoop, I look cute and get less damage. Good strategy. After defeating this demon prince (it was easy, nyaa u_u), we arrived to where Princess is.

She is ded. It was not explained here, but meow read history book. Demon prince was angery Tirfing not like him, so he tightened veins around Princess, shredding her to pieces and leaving only her head. … … wow. Violent, nyaa. So Sakray loses his mind and Tirfing used this opportune moment to bind him… He becomes cursed and grows long Sunsilk hair. Sakray will be wandering about, looking for good blood to satisfy Tirfing’s thirst. Tirfing’s thirst. That sounds funny.

And so I leave the Ghost Palace and all its memories… I return to HQ and I just sat. Poor Sakray. How much of him is left and how much of him is demonic? Hmm…

That aside, these are just some pictures on the nonsense side of things:

Lastly, no matter in what form, I hate this guy. Annoying undead throwing his bones at me!

OK, bye! Sorry it long, but thanks for reading!

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(onion says: Golly, I have a LOT of official content to catch up on. I did read this chapter in the manhwa over a decade ago, but at that time I couldn’t really grasp the story. Playing this instance is a good way to combine what I knew into something understandable.)

Greetings, meow hath returned from Lasagna and docked in Izlude. Upon returning, I met up with Sven and we met a robot Geneticist named Charleston Unit IV. This robot is an adventurer like us. This robot asked me if I wanted to try my luck with making a stronger weapon using a method of 100% success rate.

What she talking? Ha, a Malangdo enchantment, that’s what! So, we went there and I unfortunately recall that I accidentally got dragged into having to play with baby cats… I mean, nyaa, I do have a Glass Bead with me (I have two, don’t ask why) but meow not want to play with kittens.

Sven had immediately begun exploring the island and the Navi (the ship these Dorams here sailed on; meow still like the Con-chillina u_u) while Charleston Unit IV showed me Mayo Mayo. She gave me some of the Malangdo currency to start with. I love my +8 Yellow Foxtail, so I hoped everything will be fine.

And look, beginner’s luck! AGI +4 and Expert Archer 6.

This is meow FIRST enchantment in me LIFE. Was this good enchantment? Not know! All of us went to Asgard’s Training Ground and wow, it a very ameowzing!! xD My normal attack went from 800 to 1,000. Picky Peck went up from 170k to 190k. This is with Asgard’s buff and all, of course… Once I topped it with +6 Foods, it reached 200k.

This… this is good stuff. O_O Meow likes. Much thanks to a robot adventurer. xD

(onion says: yeah, I read up the Wiki later on and have now educated myself a bit on enchantments, lol)

Hello and meow. Mmm, I want to focus on getting stronger. With help from friends like Sven and Jinkies, I know the thing I must obtain and I am progressing faster. This does not mean meow life is getting dull. I travelled into dungeons, getting stoned with demon ladies. I have also spent time scampering away and dying in nightmare dungeons (meow dying is normal, hewhewhew).

And now my journey to be stronger has led me back to home, back to Port Lasagna. Nyaa~ it seems so poetic. Homeward-bound; on board the Con-chillina! Let’s sail~

The items I seek are apparently Doram items. I need them if I am to face a big foe and a side reason is… well… meow not tell you yet. Onwards to Dragon’s Nest…! These items are from the big bullies during meow kittenhood, down in Dragon’s Nest.

See? I have just arrived and they already bullying me!

Good thing for Tuna Belly skill. I has a beautiful tuna sushi for me, with a bit of wasabi on top, meow! Oh yes, Tuna Belly is DORAM skill, ok? Not Royal Guard skill. u_u The RGs just borrow skill. I heard someone in IS say it RG skill. Hiss, it not.

Ah yes, while I am down here in Dragon’s Nest, meow best say hi to Tartufi. He a lonely dragon-cat. Basilisks usually don’t come up here, so it is peaceful.

So OK, I was going to say: “until I find what I am looking for, I will be hanging around Lasagna before meow return to HQ” but it seems that I have found all I am looking for, hewhewhew.

The Con-chillina will sail tomorrow, so I shall be back in HQ then. Now, just curl and nap~ ^^

First time I went, the NPCs won’t talk to me after meow 3rd fight. So, I had to sacrifice my time there until another day. (onion says: I didn’t report as bug because weird crap happens to me a lot, the dialogue box disappeared, but it’s all OK now.)

So now, I return! Meow! Hiss hiss! (no, not the Hiss run away skill) I made my way around town and discover these bunch of bullies and gave them a taste of Savage Spirit! They are persistent, but Loki and Fenris came and… yeah.

So OK, never mind that (first time here and already seeing Normans being childish, yeesh). On to register! Where is he… Who do I meow to… So many people here and people whom I can see have actual names. Aha, there he is.

After listening carefully to the Tournament Receptionist, I registered, passed the test, and onward to the tournament!

Uuuuu this guy…. Nyaa… seems that in time I had to face this Norman again, the Geffen Bully. Look at him, he’s really barking loud here. He funny, and now we fight fairly.

Aaaaaand after many opponents, this is where it ends. :<

Ju has defeated me. Not even Stooping could save me because somehow, the damage was not reduced. Well, it was good and now I know how far I can go at my current state. I think next time I try get another buff, a more suitable one than that which Loki gave me. And also next time, meow try find the bright-coloured people, Chaos and Irene.

So, OK, that’s all. Bye!